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This ones for you, extraordinary ordinary women everywhereIts time for seriously hilarious girl-talk with New York Times bestselling author Lisa Scottoline. Shes shared this collection of scenes from her real life, and she bets her life sounds a lot like yours . . . if you crave carbs, cant find jeans that fit, and still believe that these two things are unrelated. Pick up this book--youll laugh, youll cry, and youll swear off pantyhose. Here are some examples of Lisas wit and wisdom: Everybody has their pornography, and mine is the real estate ads.Well get universal health care before we get beauty salons open on Mondays, and thats backwards. Ask any woman if shed rather have a haircut or a mammogram, and youll see what I mean.Mothers are a natural force, and maybe an alternative source of fuel.Lately theres been talk about a religion that allows polygamy, so that a man can have as many wives as he pleases. Where is the religion that allows a woman to have as many husbands as she pleases?I have never been in an accident, if you dont count my two marriages.My mother taught us that if you eat baked beans from a can that has dents, youll die of botulism. This was before people injected botulism into their faces. Nowadays, the dented can will kill you, but youll look young.Inspired by her wildly popular column in The Philadelphia Inquirer entitled Chick Wit, Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is a book youll have to put down--just to stop laughing.
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