For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, its one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay thats best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags youll want to share, this is the real deal. - Chortle A rollicking joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters. - British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres cant reopen fast enough for me, Ive been living on borrowed thyme. We cant even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but theyve been breaking camels backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again. My mom doesnt trust my dads secretary. I asked her why, and she just said Ive seen her type before. Today someone told me that I look good with a salt n pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said Le Monde, which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but its a shame ventriloquists dont have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if its safe to dye your pubes? Its a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out for Garys next book, about Stockholm Syndr...